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ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

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coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

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noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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unofficialtitanic:

I tried my hand at the newest meme.

Stephen Sondheim’s Company + popular text posts.

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wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nicoreddits]
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So two guys, TJ Lane and Clifford Opperud, escaped from a prison that is less than 15 minutes from my house tonight. I’ve heard a helicopter flying above more than once and according to the police scanner, that everyone I know is listening to, the police believe they are in my area. Literally, each road I’ve heard is in a 10 minute radius from my house. And bonus they are in three different directions which I am directly in the area they are believed to be in. To top it all off I move in less than 32 hours. Almost 600 miles away. If something happens to me or someone I know I don’t know what I’m going to do. I know it’s not likely but it still freaks me out.

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iamayoungfeminist:

unoriginaldariaknockoff:

men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals

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